sailorp00n:

nicoleships:

:(

pear-shaped women are the cutest things ever

"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

isriana:

My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody.

Just when you thought a cat intensely chasing a laser pointer couldn’t get anymore engrossing, along comes an adorable toddler trying to help the cat get that pesky red dot. Prepare for the implosion of the entire Internet.

….

The human caretaker of the cat and child posted video of the encounter to YouTube. “His name is Phineas (2.5 years), the Cat is Muon (about 1 year),” the poster explained. “Phin had never seen the pointer before, and neither had Muon….My child and cat are on the same wavelength.”

Anonymous sent: Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

laina:

weloveshortvideos:

Got my j’s on

NOOOOO

I’ll say this now

dragonaging:

divinejustiniav:

alphasapphirebrendan:

If people reduce Dorian to Sassy Gay Friend I will be incredibly upset.

If people reduce Vivienne to Sassy Black Lady Friend I will be upset.

They are people, not your Inquisitor’s comedic accessories. 

It’s honestly already begun and it’s so fucking annoying

This isnt news, but its an important reminder that a chunk of the fandom needs.

Ouch. What were you doing to cause this reaction?
I’m innoceeeeent! All I did was pick Mega up for a snuggle, which he’s always fine with and will usually end up purring like a little sewing machine while dangling over my shoulder except this time…
*drumroll*
he saw a big, fat, juicy spider that he just HAD to have. So he kind of scrambled and turned me into collateral damage xD